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8 Months ago...
AlAndChuck: Hey Carnival, mind if we book 1000+ fans and drag queens on your ship for a drag cruise?
Carnival: Sure, whatevs

Yesterday...
Vicky Rey, Vice President - Guest Services (Carnival): Waitasec. We can't have a whole shipload of queers running around in dresses. There are normal people on this cruise. You know what? Drag is banned. You queers can watch your show in the THEATER ONLY. Please keep your gay to yourself. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

LGBT Community: O RLY? Ban drag on a drag cruise. For serious.

Al Ferguson, (of Al And Chuck Travel): YA RLY. You know. Costumes. 9/11. Nobody would wear drag to a drag show, so why would you do it on the cruise. The Asian countries. Like such as.

LGBT Community: Oh no. Oh no you didn't

Today...

LGBT Community: A PLAGUE ON YOU BURN IN LEGAL HELL WE EAT YOUR BABIES YOU BASTARD BREEDERS

Gerry Cahill, President & CEO (Carnival) LOL JK GUYS. That Vicky! Such a kidder! Ban drag on a drag cruise. How silly! Of course we didn't really mean that. A big miscommunication! We're sorry about that! You can cancel if you still want to but drag is allowed! Please don't kill us.

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